Aug 11 2009
Nintendo Copyrights…This Thing

No, this is not some creepy illustration from a failed children’s book as you might imagine. It’s an actual sketch from a patent application filed by Nintendo for a “horse riding controller, that thankfully, as of yet, has to see the light of day.
Just look how much fun that unitard-wearing kid with male pattern baldness is having! It’s like he’s actually outdoors, riding a pony like all little boys dream of! I’m sure he’d gladly pay for a $100 game/controller/seat package to make that happen. And why couldn’t he just sit on a pillow and hold the Wiimote the same way? Stop asking questions and swallow this pill!
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Haven’t been to a gym recently, have we?
Sure, the drawing is ridiculous – I haven’t worn a unitard since I left college. Comfy, though. The “device” obviously looks like a Wii Fit accessory – an exercise ball used for yoga and such.
Laugh now, but Wii Fit has sold how many ridiculous balance boards?
Jesus, is the Wii to eventually replace all forms of physical activity? Disappointing, really.
…stupid… nothing more to say…