There’s just so much going on here that I don’t even know where to begin.  Who the hell is this woman?  Is Colbert even wearing a wig there or did he put gray stuff in his hair?

What is that some kind of a locker?  And yes, that’s definitely a sailor hat that I see.   But the real question here is what the hell is Colbert wearing?

Part of me thinks it’s Obi Wan.  Part of me thinks he might have been a monk.   And some of me thinks that this might actually be what Colbert wore that day.

I think we’re gonna need Stephen to fess up about this shot.