Jul 30 2009
The Morning Link: 5 Things Movie Trailers Need to Stop Doing
At a movie studio, once the pesky task of actually making a movie is out of the way the guys in the suits go to work. Their job is to bend and manipulate the movie footage into a short trailer that will tell you exactly what they think you want to hear.
And it should be noted at the outset, they think you’re retarded.
Here are five things Cracked would ask them to kindly stop doing, and why they know they never will.
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