Jul 28 2009
Stupid Rumor of the Day: Miley Cyrus as Batgirl
I’m not sure why exactly you would bother making something like this up, but someone did, and it’s the most ridiculous Batman 3 rumor since Eddie Murphy as the Riddler. Actually scratch that, we’re one step beyond here.
“According to Hollyscoop.com, the “Hannah Montana” star reportedly “stunned” Warner execs during her audition, even dressing for the part in a “full batsuit.”
“She was sort of hopping around the room and had even written some dialogue for herself,” a source said of Cyrus’ audition. “The problem is some people aren’t really convinced Miley has the acting chops to pull it of.”
When reached for comment, reps for Cyrus hadn’t responded to a request for comment by press time.”
As much as some people out there might want to see Cyrus in a leather batsuit, I’m sure they don’t want it to be in an actual Batman movie. This is probably one of my favorite absurd Batman rumors thus far, and now I’m just waiting for “Zac Efron as Robin” to really put the icing on the cake.
[via MTV]
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Ah, the Batman 3 rumors begin to resurface. These are always good for a laugh.
There’s not much in this world that I hate more than tabloids who just write “an insider tells us”. And the people who write for them dare to call themselves journalists? Fuck tabloids and fuck the hacks who work there.
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Bahaha, Miley Cyrus has the soul of a 60 year old chain smoker who eats her cheerios with gin instead of milk.
Check out Bill Hicks talking about Billy Ray Cyrus (Miley’s dad) in around ‘94, referring to his semen as “dirty fucking cracker seed” and - wait for it, wait for it - OUT COMES MILEY BAHAHAHBAHHAHAHAHAHAH.
Mother fucking prophetic. Now go write an article about it. Here’s the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSm8rAOaLtE start at 1:30 if you want to jump right into it.
Credit me or don’t, couldn’t give less of a shit.
Here’s a formatted link, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSm8rAOaLtE&fmt=18#t=1m24s - hq selected and time stamp jumped.