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Jul 27 2009

‘Saw VI’ Trailer is Here, Lacking in the Blood, Metal or Scares Departments

Published by Paul Tassi at 2:00 pm under Movies

This has to be the lamest Saw trailer I’ve ever seen, and that’s saying something, considering I’ve seen probably 18 total trailers over the years for movies 1-5. I understand what a “teaser” is, but it’s like they’ve run out of traps and are just content showing us empty hallways and video screens now.

I won’t bitch about how there’s another Saw movie coming out. There’s no point. A Halloween Saw movie is now as inevitable as death and taxes. My only hope is that it’s better than the travesty that was 5, as honestly, I have been a fan of the series over the years for the most part.

I’m just waiting for cybertronic Tobin Bell to show up, seeing as it’s literally impossible for him to stay dead.

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11 Responses to “‘Saw VI’ Trailer is Here, Lacking in the Blood, Metal or Scares Departments”

# IcemanDon 27 Jul 2009 at 2:22 pm

@ Paul: Your right, that was lame. Check this one out instead:
http://www.filmofilia.com/2009/07/23/saw-6-poster-and-carousel-clip/#more-10031
# Don 27 Jul 2009 at 2:56 pm

Unfortunately, the only victims are the people who pay to see these movies. Why can’t this series take a page from its own book and just die?
# Pablitommon 27 Jul 2009 at 4:03 pm

You wrote “saw IV” on the title, instead of VI
# Paul Tassion 27 Jul 2009 at 4:32 pm

They all blur together after awhile.

@Iceman, thanks that was much better.
# SirEdwardon 27 Jul 2009 at 8:33 pm

I want to care. I really do.

Maybe. Just maybe it’ll be acceptable. Maybe.
# Prof. Frinkon 27 Jul 2009 at 9:06 pm

Maybe the actors are actually being punished for parts in the movie, even though I have too been a fan.
# philosopheron 28 Jul 2009 at 6:05 pm

jeez, mellow out. sure, its not the best trailer, but you don’t have to whine about it
# IcemanDon 29 Jul 2009 at 10:00 am

@Philosopher: You realize they write opinion pieces on this site right?
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