Jul 23 2009

‘Alice in Wonderland’ is Perhaps the Burtonest of All Burton Movies

Published by at 1:00 pm under Movies

UPDATE: Thanks asshats at Disney who have pulled nearly every single copy of this trailer from the internet. Here’s a working one, but it doesn’t allow embedding. Why the hell do companies do this? Isn’t the point of a trailer to get the word out and have people get excited for your new movie? What’s the point of pulling all the videos and pissing off a bunch of blogs and their readers?

UPDATE #2: They pulled that one too. But never fear, a non-YouTubed copy exists which I’m pretty sure will stay up.  Thanks Iceman!

Yep, that’s the teaser trailer for the new Alice in Wonderland movie. The imagery is cool, but I don’t think it’s particularly well cut together, and doesn’t make for a great trailer.

Yeah, Johnny Depp looks and sounds cool as the mad hatter, and everything else is bonkers due to a hefty helping of CGI, but I don’t know. It reminds me of Burton redoing Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Like yeah, it’s a slightly cool exercise to Burton-ize the imagery, making it more terrifying, and to put Johnny Depp in a major role, but it didn’t really add anything in my opinion, making the film spectacularly unmemorable, and I’m feeling Alice might go the same way.

Your thoughts?





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9 Responses to “‘Alice in Wonderland’ is Perhaps the Burtonest of All Burton Movies”

  1. Madisonon 23 Jul 2009 at 1:56 pm

    Agree. And I like how you put it: Burton Burton-izes the imagery and kind of neglects all the other aspects of what makes a great film. This was apparent in his remake of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, whereas Edward Scissorhands, even though it had all the great visuals, was heavy on soul.

  2. Joshon 23 Jul 2009 at 2:26 pm

    I just have to point out that he didn’t remake Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. He adapated Charlie and the Chocolate Factory as the Gene Wilder film was not a only loosely based on the novel. Burton’s remake was incredibly faithful to the book.

  3. Joshon 23 Jul 2009 at 2:27 pm

    Damnit. I called it a remake too. ><

  4. Madisonon 23 Jul 2009 at 2:30 pm

    @ Josh

    Fair enough, but semantics aside, my point was that Burton’s “version” (is that better?) had very little depth.

  5. IcemanDon 23 Jul 2009 at 3:41 pm

    “video is no longer available”

  6. IcemanDon 23 Jul 2009 at 5:13 pm

    Update: “video has been removed by user”

    I couldn’t agree more. Why they go around removing the trailer is beyond me.

  7. IcemanDon 23 Jul 2009 at 5:40 pm

    Found a working one:

    http://www.filmofilia.com/2009/07/22/alice-in-wonderland-teaser-trailer/#more-10010

  8. nissmoon 23 Jul 2009 at 5:41 pm

    and they wonder why I download movies…..

  9. Cymonon 25 Jan 2010 at 3:37 pm

    For those that haven’t seen Avatar in theater, they had a 3D trailer for this…and I have to say it looks totally BA.

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