Jul 23 2009

A Gallery of Video Game T-Shirts That Don’t Suck

Published by at 10:00 am under Images,Video Games

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Let’s face it, the world of video game apparel is for all intensive purposes, usually pretty awful. Shirts are cheesy and dorky, and you wouldn’t want to wear most of them out in public.

So I took it upon myself to find a gallery of video game shirts that do NOT suck, and let me tell you, it was quite the process. You may still think some of the scream uber-nerd, but I would wear most of these as to the untrained eye, they just look like regular shirts for the most part.

As always, your suggestions for ones I missed are appreciated.

Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare

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If you die while wearing this shirt, it drops a post-mortem grenade.

Gears of War

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Probably would look best on a girl as boobs were made to go right into those circles there. I always wondered what those were, speakers?

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This could very well be an Ed Hardy shirt if you added some tigers and glitter.

God of War

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Dorky, but what an awesome graphic.

Half-Life

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Just flat-out cool.

Halo 3

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Very well done, though everyone knows the Spyker sucks ass.

Super Mario Bros.

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Holy freaking shit. This wins the top prize for sure. Look at Yoshi!

Mega Man

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I think this is for a band called “The Megas,” but whatever.

Mirror’s Edge

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They forgot to finish…oh wait, I get it.

Pokemon

Another potential Ed Hardy. Needs more jaguars.

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Is there a whole series of these? If so, can someone please find me the link?

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I’m sure they sell this somewhere at Hot Topic, but I actually think it’s pretty funny.

Portal

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No one but awesome people will understand this shirt.

Resident Evil

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I actually bought this one when I saw it at Virgin. And that’s what I’ll stay if I wear it out in public! Hey-oh! Self-zing!

The Legend of Zelda

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Time for some potion.

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Simple and classic. The only way this could be better? If it was tattooed on your back.




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21 responses so far

21 Responses to “A Gallery of Video Game T-Shirts That Don’t Suck”

  1. Dudeon 23 Jul 2009 at 10:21 am

    Half life shirt is simply too cool. Does anybody know where to get one?

  2. Dudeon 23 Jul 2009 at 10:24 am

    Found it http://store.valvesoftware.com. Valve no thanx required for free marketing!

  3. Mikeon 23 Jul 2009 at 10:44 am

    It’s “for all intents and purposes.”

  4. Madisonon 23 Jul 2009 at 11:17 am

    That Half-Life shirt is great. And the artwork on the Mario Bros. one is just sick.

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  6. dudeon 23 Jul 2009 at 12:40 pm

    two shirts i just bought…

    http://6dollarshirts.com/t-shirts/Plumber-vs-Zombies-p-11313.html
    http://6dollarshirts.com/t-shirts/You-Have-Died-of-Dysentery-p-11195.html

  7. Madisonon 23 Jul 2009 at 12:45 pm

    @ dude

    I’m digging the Oregon Trail one…

  8. dudeon 23 Jul 2009 at 3:57 pm

    @ madison

    yeah, i was super stoked about that one… so few people get it haha

  9. Paul Tassion 23 Jul 2009 at 4:22 pm

    @Mike

    You just blew my mind.

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  11. pikpikon 23 Jul 2009 at 11:14 pm

    Dang, I want to buy these. Where the heck do you get ‘em? Not fair to post pictures without the sources!

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  15. Tysonon 16 Aug 2009 at 3:39 pm

    http://www.pokemon151.jp/cgi-bin/WebObjects/19960227.woa/wa/welcome

    for the first pokemon shirt

  16. seanon 29 Aug 2009 at 5:31 am

    http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/interactive/a090/

    im sure most people have seen that shirt in this link, but its a zelda life shirt, that when two people wear matching shirts, the closer they get, the more hearts that are lit, just follow the url to see what i means

  17. Nekoon 17 Feb 2010 at 10:06 pm

    They need a “The cake is a lie” T-shirt.

  18. Lauon 26 Feb 2010 at 3:24 pm

    The first Pokémon shirt was from a set of shirts titled ‘Pokémon 151′, but I think they scrapped the idea before they were sold. :/

  19. apdXon 03 Mar 2010 at 2:48 am

    as far as the comment about the Triforce one goes…some time ago, I saw a stripper with the entire triforce tattooed on her lower back. ah the new generation of geek-hot.

  20. Gioon 13 Jan 2011 at 1:08 pm

    Whenever I want a new videogame tee I hit Insert Coin. Their stuff is cool, subtle and nicely designed. Free delivery anywhere as well, result! Worth following on Twitter too. They give away free stuff all the time and they are previewing all their new designs soon.

  21. Amazing Lagannon 12 Dec 2011 at 2:13 pm

    I like it when people have the shirts that are more subtle references.

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