Jul 20 2009

New Dakota Fanning ‘New Moon’ Poster a Fake, But a Good One

Published by Paul Tassi at 1:00 pm under Movies, Posters

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Don’t cry Twilight faithful, even though your new poster is a sham. It’s still a pretty awesome sham, as a talented photoshopper used a Dakota Fanning Gap ad to fashion their very own New Moon poster. And sadly, it’s better than the actual poster from the studio, which looks more like something from a Lands End catalog.

Everyone hates on Dakota Fanning, and though being in a Twilight movie as a vampire priestess (or whatever) isn’t helping her case, I for one think she’s an insanely talented actress, and one to watch as she keeps getting older and stranger looking. It seems almost cruel to put her in a Twilight movie alongside Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart whose respective acting abilities can be summed up by these two emoticons: (>: I) (: *).

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3 Responses to “New Dakota Fanning ‘New Moon’ Poster a Fake, But a Good One”

  1. Madisonon 20 Jul 2009 at 4:40 pm

    She’s incredibly talented, and I, too, don’t get the hate. She’s a kid for Pete’s sake, anyway.

  2. Jesson 26 Jul 2009 at 2:07 pm

    dont be an ass.Their all talented.YOur a sucky writer.And I’ll give you an emoticon >=P

  3. Lucyon 07 Sep 2009 at 6:11 am

    This is crap….Dakota Fanning is a great actress and should be hired to do this movie….. Way better than the other choice they had before….Vanessa Hudgens. Its a personal opinion, u can either agree or disagree, but i would LOVE new moon even more if Dakota Fanning was to play Jane instead of Vanessa….

    I agree fully with jess and Madison…..

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