Jul 14 2009

Sex Scenes That Aren’t Sexy….At All

Published by Nattyb at 12:30 pm under News

showgirls

I have to admit, this is an incredible introductory picture to this article.  Although it wasn’t a sex scene, I’ll never forget the lap dance scene in Showgirls where Elizabeth Berkley (Nomi) gives Kyle McLouglin a dance and he winds up “finishing” in his pants.  I remember actually feeling repulsed at that moment.  Oh and let’s not forget the actual sex scene.  Berkley is WAY too aggressive.  It’s pretty gross.

Why couldn’t Gina Gershon have been in a sex scene?  Oh that’s right because she was in a lesbian scene with Jennifer Tilly in Bound making her one of the best women ever?

In any event, Cinematical recently just took at look at some not so sexy sex scenes and I have to say I agree with all of their picks.  However, there are certainly more out there.

This should make for some fine discussion.

What sex scenes in movies do you guys think aren’t sexy?

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6 Responses to “Sex Scenes That Aren’t Sexy….At All”

  1. Madisonon 14 Jul 2009 at 12:48 pm

    Well, the scene at the end of Kids with Casper comes to mind, for one…

  2. ryanon 14 Jul 2009 at 10:53 pm

    What, no Watchmen?

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  5. ATon 15 Jul 2009 at 8:03 am

    In the movie Knight Moves - 1992 (I believe), there is a sex scene that is uber erotic. Unfortunately, when you’re watching the movie with your mom, it turns into quite an uncomfortable moment!

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