Jul 07 2009

Finally, a ‘Sorority Row’ Poster I Can Get Behind

Published by Paul Tassi at 1:30 pm under Movies, Posters

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So far this year, Sorority Row is in the running for the Worst Movie Poster of the Year Awards, with their entry Worst Movie Weapon Ever. But now, they’ve partially redeemed themselves with this new poster, which is a pile of (mostly) hot girls. I’m pretty sure that Rumer Willis has fractured Jamie Chung’s collarbone with her massive jaw.

I’m sort of excited for this movie which I think has the potential to be the most awesomely bad film of the year. It’s got half naked hot chicks, gruesome death and a swiss army tire iron, what else could you possibly want from a movie?

[via IWatchStuff]

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6 Responses to “Finally, a ‘Sorority Row’ Poster I Can Get Behind”

  1. Madisonon 07 Jul 2009 at 2:24 pm

    This poster sort of gives me the creeps. I’m guessing that somewhere, though, a necrophiliac is really getting off just by looking at it.

  2. IcemanDon 07 Jul 2009 at 2:52 pm

    “It’s got half naked hot chicks, gruesome death and a swiss army tire iron, what else could you possibly want from a movie?”

    Hmmm, well nothing…nothing at all.

  3. Brandonon 08 Jul 2009 at 2:48 am

    Even though this movie looks horribly stupid, it may be great watching it drunk… not that I condone getting drunk… right?

    Slightly off topic, I don’t get the hype over Miss “Over-rated” Jamie Chung. Not to mention that girl’s looks are a dime a dozen at clubs all over Southern California and Las Vegas.

  4. victoron 08 Jul 2009 at 3:23 am

    i couldve sworn this shit already came out 8 months ago

  5. Madisonon 08 Jul 2009 at 11:02 am

    The only way movies like this can be any good is if they don’t take themselves too seriously in the first place, and the horror and violence is kind of tongue in cheek. Raimi knows what I’m talking about.

  6. donastanon 22 Jul 2009 at 12:02 am

    This movie was in coming soon and most of the people are already looking for this movie Sorority row (2009) because this movie was little different from the other recent released thrillers I think it was more into teens and passion and nudity was there too. This movie was interesting and the trailer I saw was cunning indeed.

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    http://www.onlinemovieshut.com/movie-reviews/sorority-row-review-2009-death-becomes-a-tragic-in-their-lifes

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