Jul 01 2009
The Morning Link: Why Ted Danson Rules
From Warming Glow
Girls just aren’t responding to me when I tell them they have great hips for breeding. They just walk away, and I yell “great hips for breeding CATTLE!” and moo at them. Then I lick my finger and make a SSSSS sound to let them know that they got burned. Then I’m like, “High-five? Anyone? Whatever, this library sucks anyway.”
That just means you need a little Ted Danson to make it all OK.
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