Who do you think should take the crown home? Ashton Kutcher’s Spread, where I gather he’s some sort of male gigolo, or Tyler Perry’s Tyler Perry’s I Can Do Bad All By Myself, which looks to be an live action interpretation of those talking flowers from Alice in Wonderland?

I’m leaning toward Tyler Perry, because as annoying as it is to watch Ashton Kutcher wear sunglasses with his shirt off, this flower woman is just freaking the hell out of me, and I really don’t think this is a horror movie.