Thirty-four years ago, Sara Jane Moore tried to kill Gerald Ford but the bullets from her .38 caliber missed. Still, she succeeded at getting her name in the record books as the first, and so far only, woman to fire a gun at a president. Sara says she’s sorry now, which is understandable since she just got out of prison and needs a book deal.

And someone should give her one! After all, there are only so many badass female assassins (or attempted assassins) in the history of the world.