Jun 01 2009
Rejoice! The New Moon Trailer is Here!
We’ve established that the readers of this site are HUGE Twlight fans, so I thought I’d give you a special treat by posting the very first New Moon trailer! OMG!
But seriously, it’s nearly exactly what I expected from a Twilight sequel, with oveacting vampire hissing and CGI wolf morphing. But of course I’m going to see it, as these movies are massively fun to review.
If I was Taylor Lautner (shirtless Native American wolf kid), I would have been pissed if the producers told me I had to gain thirty pounds of muscle for this role. Did anyone look at that Robert Pattinson shirtless link? I’m more ripped than that dude. Plus, Lautner’s actually a good looking dude, whereas Pattinson is a ghostly emo clown with a perma-stoned look on his face.
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*sighs*
Ok, I am actually going to register an opinion on something I am terribly ashamed to have read (but at least I never saw the first movie, nor do I want to see the second). But: Shirtless Native American Wolf Kid’s character is so much better than Shirtless Robert Pattinson’s character, and Mary-Sue-Bella and the former should have gotten together and just ended the series right there. The werewolves are actually kind of cool, especially considering how crappy the rest of the series is. Fuck those stupid Mormon vampires.
And, I feel like I just ruined it for all the other female readers of the site…..but I bet I’m not the only one who sat down and devoured these books and then felt really ashamed afterward.
How, and why did Vampires just lose their balls? I’d rather watch Harry Potter than this crap. At least Harry Potter doesn’t have Emo Vampires. Weren’t Vampires just an explanation for sexual predators? I could be wrong, but that’s what it sounds like… rapists that enter a home at night. Twilight makes Buffy the Vampire Slayer look like the Godfather or Casablanca.
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I totally agree with you Brandon…this really makes me want to curl up in a corner and cry…MAKE THE PAIN STOP!!
PllZZZZZZZZZZZ………
Stop tlking absurd .
this is really a damn gooddddddd movie .
And all those who favour the wolf boy are not a good observer so plz request you to not watch the movie. and dont say nethg to robert he is actually good
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