May 23 2009
Imagine a future where you live life through a robot that looks exactly like you, but has better hair! Can you imagine such a place? Well, someone did, and that’s why we have Surrogates, a Bruce Willis sci-fi flick, that unlike his past futuristic projects (Fifth Element, 12 Monkeys) is going to be terrible. Don’t believe me? Watch the trailer. I’ll wait.
See? I’m not sure if I can stomach an entire movie where 80% of the cast is specifically designed to creep you out, and I can’t wrap my head around the whole idea of surrogates not being stupid in the first place. Why exactly can’t Bruce Willis go out to clubs and get girls in real life? Because he’s fat and bald? But robot Bruce Willis with Conan O’Brien hair? He’s the man, and is picking up hot robot chicks all night, who are surely not being controlled by some fat, bald woman down the street.
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