May 16 2009

Expendables Poster Shows a Tattoo I Am Too Cowardly to Get

Published by Madison at 10:00 am under Movies, Posters

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Stallone, Statham, Jet Li, Mickey Rourke, and Dolph Lundgren are all in the upcoming The Expendables, and I wonder if any of them will be sporting the wicked tattoo featured in the new poster.  I’m pretty sure that isn’t Jet Li, though. I think the ink is pretty bad ass, but I’d never be able to get it.  Not because I couldn’t tolerate the pain or because I’d be concerned with what my mother would think; I just think the raven and skull would really class with the butterfly I already have.  Make the raven a dolphin and the skull a tribal sun, and then we’re talking.  And oh yeah, replace “expendable” with “playa.” Screw it, I’m getting it right now.

Update:  It hurt way too much and I had to tell the guy to stop.  Now I have a floating dolphin tail and a scroll that says above my butt that says “play.”  Wonderful.

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One Response to “Expendables Poster Shows a Tattoo I Am Too Cowardly to Get”

  1. BillyRaabon 16 May 2009 at 10:05 am

    what about STONE COLD STONE COLD THE RATTLESNAKE! AUSTIN! AUSTIN! STUNNER ON MCMAHON! ALL HELL IS BREAKING LOOSE!!

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