May 13 2009
Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus: Best Movie Ever? Or Worst? You Decide!
I can’t believe this is an actual movie. It’s like they asked a second grade grade boy to come up with the plot. And it stars Deborah “Debbie” Gibson? My lord. The effects look pretty crappy, but could this be a “so bad it’s awesome” movie? Perhaps. A bottle of Jack Daniels may make that shark look like something out of Deep Blue Sea as opposed to something some 19 year old cooked up at the local vocational school.
Debbie Gibson does look quite doable, though, so at least there’s that.
I submit that as bad as this is, it will be better than Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem. Two Girls One Cup was better than that piece of feces.
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I’m going to have to go with BEST. Like, ok, this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1eFdUSnaQM) on Youtube is labeled “worst fight scene ever,” but in reality it is the BEST simply for being so insanely cheesy in an awesome way. So, “Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus?” I’d get stoned and see it, sure.
Lorenzo Lamas. Says it all.
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…. MOVIE OF THE YEAR!
I love the shock of the airline passenger who appropriately exclaims “what tha…” when the shark jumps at the plane. That sums up what I think the movie will be, except I would be watching the whole thing saying “what tha fuck, who gave these people money to do THIS?”
It is GOOD. Really. I’m in shock, but this is the kind of movie that I will watch at least 10 times, and I don’t have to be drunk to do it, either.