May 13 2009
Oh come on Mom! You’re proud of your kid for this drawing? Mario is supposed to be some kind of half smiley faced red devil? Hell this kid is seven years old for Christ’s sake. THIS is the picture you decide to post online on Flickr? You’ve gotta be kidding me.
The damned kid probably plays Nintendo 16 hours a day and this is the best drawing he could come up with? How about a mustache? Something, anything reminding me of Mario. And what the hell is this kid writing Mario four times for?
Some kids have no place drawing anything, let alone Nintendo characters
*For the record I’m well aware that Maddox did a post like this which is WAY better than this one. Maddox, if I offended you buddy, I’m sorry. I simply had nothing better to do today. That is all.
Mario and Luigi
Hey hey! It’s the noseless duo of Mario and Luigi! I didn’t know Luigi’s feet were shaped like peanuts and that his left hand had 8 fingers. His right hand also appears to be a stump. And Mario only has one hand! Come on kid, what gives here? And since when do these guys wear their hats off to the sides? And are those giant U’s supposed to be suspenders? I don’t care if this kid is 7. This picture completely sucks and I want a refund.
Interesting. I didn’t know Link looked like a pubescent angry female with extra long women’s boots. Can someone explain what the stick figure thing off to the right is? Does it have a penis and is it shooing something off to the left? Why is Link bow legged? Why does Link have a hairy red left hand? And why the hell is Link wearing a pregnant sun dress? Clean it up kid.
Um. Is this like Bat Monkey with a blue mole or something? Those might be the scariest penis fingers I’ve ever seen.
This is what you call Super Monkey ball? What is that flames on the ground? Is that supposed to be a monkey? It kind of looks like a bull with a ring in its nose. And what is this flying bubble it’s in? Are monkeys normally the size of palm trees? Hmm. I didn’t know that. Mom and Dad, how would you like it if I brought in a monkey that was 40 ft tall that looked like a bull? I don’t think your son would like it one bit. Clean it up and I’m sending a pit bull over.
The “S” kind of looks like the mouth to a fish. I don’t even want to get into the head. Why are Sonic’s ears in his hair? And is his right foot always supposed to look like a curved chopping knife? I’m very afraid of Sonic’s head. It’s just dangerous and extremely flammable.
This is the worst Gameboy picture of all time.
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