I have a problem because Star Trek comes out today, and I really wanted to write a corresponding article, however, my knowledge of the show has been limited to a season of Voyager when I was thirteen, and I was just staring at Seven of Nine’s chest the whole time.

Fortunately, I’ve found Steve Schofield, a great photographer who put together this artistic collection of Trekkies (Trekkers?) in their natural habitat. I highly suggest you go to his site to see other photos, including Star Wars and Ninja Turtle-themed shots.

Shatner really let himself go in his later years.

“Boy, I raised you better than this!”

“What do you mean we’re not in the new movie?”

“Why yes, I do own a bomb shelter. Why do you ask?”

“The search for a third roomate has been pretty difficult.”

“And once I went bald, I just said ‘**** it, why not?’ ”

“No, I am not Worf….racist.”

Best. Wedding Night Present. Ever.