May 07 2009
10 Humorous Abridged Movie Scripts

Yes, I have a post for you that requires not looking at pretty pictures or funny videos, but copious amounts of READING. Deal with it. I promise it’s worth your while.
I recently stumbled upon this thoroughly awesome site called The Editing Room, where a very talented dude named Rod rewrites movie scripts in short, abridged and hilarious format. I read his Wolverine rewrite, then immediately sat down and read about 20 others.
Below I’ve collected picture links to ones I thought were some of the best. I picked all movies I thought were sh*tty because those are more fun to read.
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while, and you’ll be addicted, I promise. Click on the screenshot to read the rest of that script.
1) X-Men Origins: Wolverine
2) Gran Torino
3) Twilight
4) The Incredible Hulk
5) Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
6) JumperĀ
7) I Am Legend
Live Free or Die Hard
9) Halloween
10) Ghost Rider
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I spent an entire day digging thru the archives of the Editing room site to read about the better versions of movie I hate,
now I have arrived at a point where I watch movies for the sole reason I could read appreciate the funnier version on editing room.