May 05 2009
Bastard Basterd or not, it’s so unfair that Brad Pitt can grow a ridiculous mustache like the one he has in the poster above and women will still find him ridiculously attractive. I grew a mustache once and all it got me was a visit from Chris Hansen. Pitt gets to bang Angelina Jolie and I’m not allowed within 1000 feet of an elementary school. Screw you, God.
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