May 05 2009

I Hate When Pitt Flaunts His Good Looks in My Face

Published by at 12:00 pm under Movies


Bastard Basterd or not, it’s so unfair that Brad Pitt can grow a ridiculous mustache like the one he has in the poster above and women will still find him ridiculously attractive.  I grew a mustache once and all it got me was a visit from Chris Hansen.  Pitt gets to bang Angelina Jolie and I’m not allowed within 1000 feet of an elementary school.  Screw you, God.

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  1. Connoron 05 May 2009 at 8:23 pm

    Oh god thats funny, loved the use of a Chris Hansen joke.

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