Really?  They’re calling this H2?  What is with the names of sequels these days? 2 Fast 2 Furious, H20 (another Halloween sequel), DP2: The Mighty Fhucks?  Whatever.  Rob Zombie is directing this, so maybe it’ll actually be gory and somewhat scary.  But oh, there’s the cliched “close the mirrored medicine cabinet and have the scary guy standing there where he wasn’t standing before” trick.  Great.  Hopefully we’ll also get a “the bad guy was shot and is lying still so let’s go check on him instead of shooting him again to make sure he’s dead” scene, too.  I feel like Rob Zombie watched Scream, found all the horror movie cliches, jumped up and said, “F*ck it, I’m doing Halloween 2.  But calling it H2, because that would be super awesome and marketable.”  So basically, he’s Jamie Kennedy’s character with facial hair and dreadlocks.

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