Click on the photo for the TV Edit of Snakes on a Plane

So, the TV edit of the popular catchprase for Snakes On A Plane went from “I have had it with these motherf***ing snakes on this motherf***ing plane,” to “I Have Had It With These Monkey-Fightin’ Snakes On This Monday-To-Friday Plane.  Only the guys at Holytaco would analyze this entire occurrence.

The Countdown

Sweet Jesus it’s the Teen Wolf Toy! - [Topless Robot]

A closer look at the Pac-Man board game - [Gonintendo]

3 Wolverine Profiles Featuring Emma Frost, Stryker, and The Blob - [Screencrave]

The “Lone Ranger” of the Caribbean? - [Bamkapow]

Check out Jay Leno as singer Susan Boyle - [DJ Mick]

Worst news ever:  Porn company wants Susan Boyle - [Blog of Hilarity]

Who’s on your video game Mount Rushmore? - [PWN or Die]

Five funny “movies in 60 seconds” clips - [Micklanders]

Bill Murray hits woman in the head with golf ball - [Banned in Hollywood]

Come hear the arduous tale of The Fighter, the story of the movie that is the story of Irish boxer, Mickey Ward

- First in 2007, the project had Mark Wahlberg and Matt Damon signed on

- Subtract Damon

- Add Pitt

- Add Aronofsky

- Subtract Pitt

- Subtract Aronofsky

- Add David O’Russell

- Add Bale

And all along we have the constant W for Wahlberg. But yes, the latest news is that Christian Bale and David O’Russell (Three Kings, I Heart Huckabees) have signed on, which is good news all around, since we know that Bale refuses to do bad movies. At least we hope Terminator 4 is going to be good. What’s Harsh Times? Shut up.

I hardly ever use Unreality to plug my own personal agenda, but on rare occasion the opportunity arises and I must take advantage of the fact that I run my own site.

The cause in question today is that of young Joe Baur, as seen above, who has been nominated along with three other kids competing to be named “The Funniest College Student on Campus” by Twix, because I guess they have the power to determine such a title.

Joe is a friend of mine and I’m pretty sure he’s going to be famous someday, so by voting for him in this contest, you can say you heard about him first when he gets his own Comedy Central Presents special.

The contest was to make a short commerical for Twix aimed at college kids. Joe’s video is here, and the link to vote for him is here. Yeah, it asks for an email, but I’m pretty sure you can put whatever down. Though I put my real one and I haven’t received any Twix related messages yet.

So once again, vote for Joe from Ohio here.

/end plug

Above is the trailer for More Than a Game, the documentary that follows LeBron James and his St. Vincent-St. Mary High School teammates and their quest to win a high school national championship.  It looks pretty good, but I was shocked to see that the film focuses on players other than LeBron.  That’s like doing a documentary on Slash’s Snakepit and devoting 20 minutes of it to Gilby Clarke.  Sure, it’s better for accuracy’s sake, but does anybody really care?  I just want to see LeBron dunking on people and making millions.  I never thought he’d live up to all the hype surrounding him when he was in high school, and it’s frightening to think that he’s actually surpassed it.  Anyway, Dwyane Wade for MVP FTW!

Really?  They’re calling this H2?  What is with the names of sequels these days? 2 Fast 2 Furious, H20 (another Halloween sequel), DP2: The Mighty Fhucks?  Whatever.  Rob Zombie is directing this, so maybe it’ll actually be gory and somewhat scary.  But oh, there’s the cliched “close the mirrored medicine cabinet and have the scary guy standing there where he wasn’t standing before” trick.  Great.  Hopefully we’ll also get a “the bad guy was shot and is lying still so let’s go check on him instead of shooting him again to make sure he’s dead” scene, too.  I feel like Rob Zombie watched Scream, found all the horror movie cliches, jumped up and said, “F*ck it, I’m doing Halloween 2.  But calling it H2, because that would be super awesome and marketable.”  So basically, he’s Jamie Kennedy’s character with facial hair and dreadlocks.

There have been countless lists that explore the best movies in football, basketball, and baseball.  I can even throw in boxing movies because there have been so many.  But what about all the other sports?  I guess it’s pretty tough to have a “best of” list of bowling movies simply because there aren’t many of them.

However, I’ve compiled a list of ten movies that I’d consider to be part of that “other sports” category.  And just so there’s no complaining by you people, I’m sticking to drama movies so someone doesn’t scream out “you missed Kingpin!” or “Caddyshack you moron.”

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“Wow, you are SO not Robert Pattinson.”

Adventureland was not what I expected.

From the director, the cast and hell, even the poster, I expected it to be Superbad at an amusement park, but aside from those three things, the two films have nearly nothing else in common.

I was getting upset about ten minutes into the movie, when I wasn’t laughing out loud at any of the jokes, and began silently bemoaning the absence of Seth Rogen and Adam Golberg.

But then Ryan Reynolds took Kristen Stewart’s pants off.

Adventureland was not what I expected.

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So does that make this 3000 trailer mashups?  Er, not quite.  Zack Snyder’s 300 was a huge hit commercially and although many critics were split on the film’s merits, most could agree that it was a visual treat.  To me, 300 was an empty, superficial movie that lacked any real depth, substance, or genuine emotion, and all the slow motion and CGI-ed abs in the world couldn’t make up for this.  It’s pretty ripe for parody and, even as a recent film, it’s been spoofed quite a bit.  Naturally, mashups that employed the 300 trailer starting popping up all over the interwebs, some of which were pretty impressive.  I’ve collected 10 of what I thought were the best 300 trailer mashups and posted them after the jump.

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Yeah what the hell was Dennis Hopper doing in Super Mario Brothers anyway?  You have to wonder why some of these actors would stoop to the levels of crappiness to play some of these roles.

Well, the answer is pretty simple: money.  Still though, Frank Langella playing skeletor?  It just seems a little off don’t you think?  And boy I hadn’t realized that Christian Bale was the bad guy in Shaft.

Check out the rest of this “crappy” list.