Alright, no he’s not. In this first shot of Robin Hood from USA Today, he’s probably hunting, well, I don’t know really. The only Robin Hood I know (of the Fox variety), only shot stuff like trees and targets and bags of money. Now that’s a non-violent uprising right there.

It’s good to see Crowe looking like he did back in the days of Gladiator again, something we haven’t seen in years. After he reached his fugly peak in State of Play, I guess it took Ridley Scott to finally whip him into shape. And firing a tiny actress because she made him look obsese was probably pretty motivating as well.