Make what you will of the new trailer for Antichrist, but I’m pretty confused.  I see what looks like some haunted woods, a wet, irritable weasel or something, and then to cap it all off, the top of Willem Dafoe’s butt.  I would guess that the movie itself would help make sense of all these images, but for now, I’m like Kanye West hearing the fish sticks joke.

You know who I think would make a great Antichrist, by the way?  I mean, it all fits together so perfectly, and a lot of the signs are there: President Obama.  Think about it.