Apr 14 2009

The Morning Link: Prince Wrote a Song about Salma Hayek

Published by Nattyb at 7:00 am under Morning Link

Salma

We’ve featured the lovely Salma Hayek many times on this site.  Mainly in little clothing and her letting poor saps suck wine off of her feet.   Still though, that doesn’t mean we don’t completely love her around here.   You know who else has taken a shine towards Salma?  Prince.

A new song called Valentina (the name of Hayek’s daughter) goes like this:

Hey  Valentina , tell your mama she should give me a call/ When she get tired of runnin’ after you down the hall/And she’s all worn out from those late-night feedings/and she’s ready for another rock and roll meeting “.

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One Response to “The Morning Link: Prince Wrote a Song about Salma Hayek”

  1. Keenon 14 Apr 2009 at 9:37 am

    I kind of thought Prince didn’t fancy the ladies, but Salma Hayek can turn anyone around. I know I’d turn gay for her in a heartbeat.

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