Apr 13 2009

Fast and Furious 5 is Most Definitely Happening

Published by Paul Tassi at 1:00 pm under Movies, News

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“And then I said ‘Yeah I’ll make a fifth movie, but you have to kill off Michelle Rodriguez in this one.’ ”

Sure everyone thought the abysmally performing third movie in the Fast and Furious series would be the last. Then when Diesel and Walker came back, the fourth film HAD to be the final go-round, right?

Welllll, funny thing happened. THAT movie is going to make at least $200 million, so you know that what that means…keep that money train rolling! Here’s what Walker had to say about the fifth film, which has apparently skipped the rumor stage entirely and is a flat out fact at this point:

“Vin and I will be coming back, we’re making a fifth one, and we’re going to Brazil, that’s it.”

Damn, I guess they must have cut them both a check right after opening weekend to get a turnaround time that quick. Michelle Rodriguez has to be pissed. It’s alright Michelle, a few hundred hot Brazilian women could never replace you. Oh wait, yeah, actually they can.

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9 Responses to “Fast and Furious 5 is Most Definitely Happening”

  1. Kaseyon 13 Apr 2009 at 5:38 pm

    hell no they cant keep Letty out they have to bring her back somhow. the next movie is going to flop without her!
    sign petition ! we have over 530+ signatures!

    http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/BringBackLetty

  2. Sub-Zeroon 13 Apr 2009 at 5:42 pm

    Zombie Letty!

  3. TRadinaon 14 Apr 2009 at 9:01 am

    This is what’s wrong with the free market system. There’s no way we’d have 5 F&F’s in a socialist society.

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  5. Jenon 12 Aug 2009 at 4:20 pm

    Kasey the petition now is up to 1,000+ since you posted your comment! People are taking this more serious that I thought! We’ll I’ve signed, sealed and clicked submit to that petition and so should everyone else.. WTF were they thinking anyway!? 4Real I dont think it would be the same without ANY of them. Its either all of them or nothing! count me out if shes not in it. duh
    http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/BringBackLetty

  6. dforeigneron 24 Aug 2009 at 8:44 am

    I honestly hope they don’t bring letty back.
    Simply because the story needs to make sense, and I’m sick and tired of pre-sequels. That’s just over done, so much it is becoming a bit of a cliche.

  7. Rasyoyoon 03 Nov 2009 at 5:25 pm

    Leave Letty out, to bring her back would ruin the whole bit.

    Lets keep it going forward not backwards people, Damn that would be boring and who’s going to pay to see that?

    #5 without Letty….Yeah Baby !!!!!!!!!! um so gooood!

  8. Rasyoyoon 03 Nov 2009 at 5:27 pm

    I just had to come back and say…weeeeeeeee!!!!

  9. Madisonon 03 Nov 2009 at 5:30 pm

    Did Vin Diesel come out of the closet yet?

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