Apr 08 2009
New Box Poster Tests Your Perversion
It’s just really tough for me to see the words “Cameron Diaz” followed immediately below by “The Box” and not associate the two, creating a euphemism for Cameron’s private area.
I’m excited to see The Box (I’m done with euphemisms starting now), but not because of Cameron Diaz. Richard Kelly is directing this movie, and I loved Donnie Darko. Even though Southland Tales was a disaster, it was at least ambitious and original, and so hopefully Kelly can pull it together for this one.
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When you said that this poster tests our perversion, I looked at it and immediately thought “wow, the guy at the bottom looks like he has his dick in said box”
True, “the box” could be a reference to Cameron Diaz’s vagina, but that little top hat man looks like he’s hiding something even more perverted.
@ Joey
You’re right. There’s something very strange about where that man is holding the box.
It’s the story of Justin Timberlake’s relationship with Diaz. A thriller that’ll have you asking what’s in the box, if you are over 40.
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