Mar 29 2009

A Cockatiel Singing Saria’s Song

Published by Madison at 10:00 am under Oddly Enough, Video Games

Kame-chan the cockaitel takes a break from being an annoying, worthless animal to sing Saria’s Song from the Zelda franchise.  Nothing personal against Kame-chan (because as far as birds go, he’s aight), but why would someone have a pet bird?  They’re loud, they defecate constantly, you can’t cuddle with them, and they have that dangerous beak - the type of lipless, sharp mouth that haunts my dreams.  I don’t get it.  It’s still way better than owning a cat, though.  What do people say when you inform them that cats suck?  “Not my cat; he’s just like a dog.”  The highest compliment you can give a cat is pointing out its similarities to a dog.  What does any of this have to do with Zelda or singing birds?  Hell if I know.  It’s Sunday afternoon and all the E from last night still hasn’t worn off yet.  My monitor tastes amazing.

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One Response to “A Cockatiel Singing Saria’s Song”

  1. Robyn Robotronon 29 Mar 2009 at 11:56 pm

    Cats are awesome, and a lot of that comes from how they’re different than dogs. But, dogs are fun, too. I don’t get why people feel the need to condem one to praise the other.

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