Mar 29 2009
A Cockatiel Singing Saria’s Song
Kame-chan the cockaitel takes a break from being an annoying, worthless animal to sing Saria’s Song from the Zelda franchise. Nothing personal against Kame-chan (because as far as birds go, he’s aight), but why would someone have a pet bird? They’re loud, they defecate constantly, you can’t cuddle with them, and they have that dangerous beak – the type of lipless, sharp mouth that haunts my dreams. I don’t get it. It’s still way better than owning a cat, though. What do people say when you inform them that cats suck? “Not my cat; he’s just like a dog.” The highest compliment you can give a cat is pointing out its similarities to a dog. What does any of this have to do with Zelda or singing birds? Hell if I know. It’s Sunday afternoon and all the E from last night still hasn’t worn off yet. My monitor tastes amazing.
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Cats are awesome, and a lot of that comes from how they’re different than dogs. But, dogs are fun, too. I don’t get why people feel the need to condem one to praise the other.