Alright, so I may have been too busy scoring goals and banging chicks in high school to play Dungeons and Dragons (or maybe I was just playing video games, not sure), but was there really a creepy elf head thing attached to a rolly-chair? Because if so, damn, I guess I missed out.

I guess the alternate poster, of three overweight nerds sitting around a table, wasn’t exactly going to bring out the audience in droves.

Actually though, I would be interested in seeing this, even though I’m sure it’s going to be playing at exactly two theaters in this hemisphere. I imagine it’s going to be be something like King of Kong, but with more acne.