Mar 22 2009
Crank 2 Redband Trailer is and Overload of Absurd
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn2HmQykhJc
But hey, it’s Crank, so I can deal with it. Sure the plot is exactly the same as the first movie (in which the main character fell a thousand feet out of a helicopter at the end of incidentally), but it’s alright, because no one is expecting anything besides mindless action that doesn’t follow the laws of physics.
I get that he has to keep electrically charged, but rubbing against people to create static electricity? That’s over the line of questionable for me. Yes, I can handle him hooking up his tongue to jumper cables, but not this.
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