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Well, unless what you want is a quality, well-thought out horror movie, then no, you won’t get that. But what you WILL get is a bunch of half naked sorority chicks running around screaming as someone tries to kill them with a 4-way tire iron.

This is an absurd movie on a number of levels, one of them being that it stars Hills princess Audrina Patridge as “girl who accidentally dies and (supposedly) comes back to kill everyone” and Rumer Willis as “smart emo girl whose gynormous chin is hidden by clever camera angles.”

Also, the weapon of choice here is a tire iron with blades on it? You’ve got to be kidding me. I know we’re running out of cool iconic movie weapons, but I’d rather have you start over with cleaver or a scythe or something than this nonsense.

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