Mar 17 2009

Transformers 3 Gets Release Date; Mouth-Breathers Rejoice

Published by Madison at 1:30 pm under Movies, News

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Even though Transformers 2 hasn’t even hit theaters yet, Transformers 3 has a release date, completing the trilogy of heaping piles of feces to emerge from the collective rectum of Paramount and DreamWorks.  According to Variety:

 Paramount and DreamWorks are forging ahead with “Transformers 3,” dating the movie for release on July 1, 2011.

It’s the first word of the three-quel, although Paramount insiders downplayed the importance of the move.

Great.  More stupid movies for people who hate thinking.  The only redeeming quality of these movies is pictured above.  I’d probably eat her sh*t if she asked.  Or demanded.

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