Mar 16 2009
The Morning Link: The Nicholas Cage Movie Plot Generator

While Mr. Cage’s hair is always atrocious, he has been known to switch ridiculous hair styles from one film to the next. This is done so that audiences can tell his movies apart. For instance: Bizarre lack of sideburns=National Treasure, Long hair combined with absurdly big forhead =Next
List goes on, and the explanations are amazing. Watch as Cracked created an amazing tool for Hollywood: The Nicholas Cage Movie Plot Generator.
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