Mar 16 2009
10 Little Kids in Movies That Really Piss Me Off
You may have caught my article on kids that rule in movies (part one, part two is coming soon). Well just as easily as a kid ruling in a movie, there’s the chance that a kid will really piss me off. And I don’t care if it’s a kid. If I’m paying good money to see a movie I don’t want the damned thing ruined by some little punk 10-Year-Old who can’t act.
That or having the obvious realization that the producers of the film simply inserted the little person into the movie to try and squeeze a couple more dollars out of the film. Nothing’s worse than a wasted character and when that character is a child I have zero sympathy. In fact, it even bothers me more.
Here are 10 little kids in movies that really piss me off
Anakin Skywalker
Clearly the most obvious choice. This little bastard couldn’t have possibly been more annoying if he tried. Kid couldn’t act worth a damn and the fact that he and Jar Jar Binks were in the same movie together should constitute an elimination of all evidence that Phantom Menace ever even existed.
Bastian in Neverending Story
This little punk gets to ride Falcor? Atreyu was the man. Bastian was a little puss. Why did people ever find Barret Oliver cute?
David in Cocoon
Oh congratulations David. You have new socks. Who cares? He’s even worse in the sequel when he can’t get girls and sucks at baseball.From the makers of “Bastian in Neverending Story didn’t piss you off enough and now we’re gonna let this kid star more movies.”
Terry in The Gate
Easily one of the most annoying people of all time. You’re into Satan, tell your friend what to do, and have red hair. Could things be more annoying? No.
Simon Lynch in Mercury Rising
The CIA have created an indecipherable code that Simon Lynch, a 9 year old autistic kid, has cracked. And the CIA wants to kill the kid. Well I’m pretty sure I would to. He couldn’t have annoyed me any more in this movie. Oddly enough this is the same kid who ruled in Kindergarten Cop when he says “Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.”
Ron Weasley in Harry Potter
Dude, the red hair is annoying enough. Do we really need a third wheel here? This guy just gets more and more annoying, not to mention ugly. He was annoying when they were kids and he’s annoying now. Just feature Emma Watson in a bikini and you’ve got Potter’s Gone Wild.
Buster Blues in Blues Brother 2000
First of all this movie should have never been made. Secondly to put a kid in a suit with the sunglasses just to get a “cute value” thing is borderline illegal.
Toby (The Little Brother) in Fear
Couldn’t even find a picture of the little runt
OK, fine, I’ll give him points for running over a dude with a car. But let’s face it, the kid is a total wuss. The entire movie he barely talks. When he does it’s lame. Even when he runs the guy over his face remains stone cold. I have no respect for this whiny little terd.
Tim Murphy – Jurassic Park
Alright you were kind of cute (Joseph Mazzello) in Radio Flyer but come on buddy. You suck. Stop bothering Dr. Grant and invading stuff like high tech equipment in cars and making fun of your sister. You’re just a douche with really crappy lines. Couldn’t they have gotten a good looking kid who barely speaks?
Michael Cutler in Over the Top
What an absolute brat. Plus this kid cries at least 15 times in this movie. Come on kid. Your dad is Sylvester Stallone. Trucker and arm wrestler? He’s a total badass and you’re correcting him on his English and using the word “sir” for half the movie? Shut up.
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You forgot the annoying b**** in War Of The Worlds. Really wish she died!!!
are you jealous of “ron weasley” because he can act in a movie but u cant?
At least those people have done something with their lives rather than sit at home and write insulting things on their computers about children.
I’d say that you are just jealous.
This is your god speaking. Go fuck yourself.
i feel dumber for having read this. this site should be erased from the internets.
ohhhhh god please tell me im not the only one that laughed my ass off when that kid on jurassic park got electrocuted!
the little guy from radio flyer and jurassic park was too cute! you”re a total fag for wasting your time on making something like this, i can’t believe i actually sat here and read this. i wish i had this 45 seconds of my life back.
Ron Weasley annoying cause of his hair? You’re an idiot. He’s very attractive. Go get a life rather then blogging about your hate for little kids that are already more successful than you.
I hate the little girl from The Grinch Who Stole Christmas and Dakota Fanning in Hide and Seek
Apparently, good acting pisses you off.
Rupert Grint gets more attractive with time and he is a good actor. I said what I had to said. Have a good day
Rupert Grint is the third wheel?
This just proves how messed up the movie is and how the author has never read the book. Ron is NOT the third wheel. He is Harry’s best friend and Hermione is considered annoying by both of them.
What is wrong with having red hair? Rupert Grint is the best actor of the three. The author of this is very ignorant.
Please, think…Jake Lloyd was never meant to be a mini Darth Vader. He was the precurser to th whiny teenager, No one understands me, I’m better than them, almost crybaby who starts to turn to the dark side, then gets hinself somewhat messed up, and then he is made into Darth Vader. MADE. Vader was never born, he was made. Jake was very good as the little Anakin, the rebelious smart arse at times, hinting at things to come in the near future, the bratty teenager.
Sit down and watch the films in sequence, you will see just how well he fitted into the role.
Kids in general really irritate me tbh, I’ll likely end up single with dogs/cats because of it, but I really don’t intend to change anytime soon so…such is life lol.
As for most annoying kid, probably short round from Indy and the temple of doom….I wish the dark priest would have thrown him in the lava pit.