Mar 11 2009

Bioshock 2’s “Big Sister” Every Bit as Terrifying as You’d Think

Published by Paul Tassi at 1:00 pm under Images, Video Games

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How does Game Informer get these obscenely early  scoops on upcoming games? Copious bribes? Black Magic? Prostitution? Oh…journalism? Whatever.

Anyways, they’ve landed another massive story, Bioshock 2, and they’ve just released the cover for it which shows a “Big Sister.” I was a bit confused at this at first, because I thought it meant that the little girls had grown up into preteens or something, but no, it’s referring to the lumbering armored companion who according to naming tradition you would think should be called “Big Mommy,” but I guess that doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue.

Look for the full story in April’s issue.

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