The new Pandorum poster shows a dude with various tubes going into and coming out of his eyes and his mouth, and features the tagline “Fear What Comes Next.”  Uh, this is freaky enough, what comes next?  Is this some type of weird masturbation fetish a la autoerotic asphxiation?  In that case, I suppose it could gets worse…when your mom walks in.  I couldn’t look her in the eye for three weeks.