No man can watch a Sylvester Stallone film and come away unchanged. For three decades, Sly combined adrenaline, bafflingly illogical plots and a complete lack of normal human emotion to somehow create something greater than the sum of its parts. Something … magical

Cracked has put together a great seven part series on moments they consider to be the most “stalloneyest” of Sly’s career.  There’s a warning however.  If you read into these too much, you just might be tempted to throw someone through a glass window.