Feb 25 2009

The 20 Most Terrifying Pictures of Ronald McDonald Ever

Published by at 10:00 am under Lists,Oddly Enough

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What inspired me to write this post? Well, I was trying to search for a shot of Heath Ledger’s Joker that I hadn’t seen a million times and this came up. Yup, haven’t seen that before. And that got me thinking about a long-held childhood fear, that Ronald McDonald is pretty damn creepy. He shook my hand in a parade once and I’ve never been the same since. I’d rather have the Burger King run at me with a carving knife than have Ronald McDonald smile at me again.

So yeah, Heath Ledger + Childhood Fears + Google Images = this post. It’s random, but I think it’s pretty awesome. Enjoy.

Cannibal Ronald Will Now Be Haunting Your Dreams

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Pimp Ronald Wants His $50 Ho!

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Bob Ross Ronald is Painting Nightmares in Your Head

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Ronald McNinja is the Opposite of Stealth

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Mime Ronald is Taking a Stand for Labor Rights

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Your Mom Totally Sent Ronald to Pick You Up, Get in the Car

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WTF Ronald is NOT OK

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Hot Ronald is Arousing Strange Feelings in Your Nuggets

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Ronald is Breaching McDonald’s Employee Code

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Cosplay Ronald Wins First Prize and Now Should Never Be Seen Again

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Little Ronald’s Parents are Suing the Doctors

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Weird Fetish Prostitute Ronald Only Gets Two Customers a Year

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Prostrate Ronald is Just Asking for It

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To Mega-Ronald, You are All Fries

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God Does Not Listen to Praying Ronald

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Homeless Ronald Ruins Your Day

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Art Project Ronald Got Johnny Sent to the Principal’s Office

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Wow, I think I’ve conquered my fear.





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