Feb 25 2009

The 20 Most Terrifying Pictures of Ronald McDonald Ever

Published by at 10:00 am under Lists,Oddly Enough

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What inspired me to write this post? Well, I was trying to search for a shot of Heath Ledger’s Joker that I hadn’t seen a million times and this came up. Yup, haven’t seen that before. And that got me thinking about a long-held childhood fear, that Ronald McDonald is pretty damn creepy. He shook my hand in a parade once and I’ve never been the same since. I’d rather have the Burger King run at me with a carving knife than have Ronald McDonald smile at me again.

So yeah, Heath Ledger + Childhood Fears + Google Images = this post. It’s random, but I think it’s pretty awesome. Enjoy.

Cannibal Ronald Will Now Be Haunting Your Dreams

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Pimp Ronald Wants His $50 Ho!

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Bob Ross Ronald is Painting Nightmares in Your Head

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Ronald McNinja is the Opposite of Stealth

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Mime Ronald is Taking a Stand for Labor Rights

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Your Mom Totally Sent Ronald to Pick You Up, Get in the Car

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WTF Ronald is NOT OK

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Hot Ronald is Arousing Strange Feelings in Your Nuggets

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Ronald is Breaching McDonald’s Employee Code

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Cosplay Ronald Wins First Prize and Now Should Never Be Seen Again

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Little Ronald’s Parents are Suing the Doctors

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Weird Fetish Prostitute Ronald Only Gets Two Customers a Year

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Prostrate Ronald is Just Asking for It

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To Mega-Ronald, You are All Fries

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God Does Not Listen to Praying Ronald

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Homeless Ronald Ruins Your Day

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Art Project Ronald Got Johnny Sent to the Principal’s Office

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Wow, I think I’ve conquered my fear.





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  5. Bobon 26 Feb 2009 at 12:50 am

    that “evil ronald” is really a mix of Ryuk from Deathnote and Ronald…

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  7. BlueNighton 26 Feb 2009 at 1:49 am

    You know, I always thought Lion-O looked like Ronald McDonald…

  8. Vicon 26 Feb 2009 at 2:13 am

    Weird baby mcdonald, looks like that child in one horror movie

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  10. andrew mcannon 26 Feb 2009 at 8:47 am

    Some of those are nasty!

    In a good way :)

    http://testingthetesters.blogspot.com/

  11. LOLOLLOLOLOLOLLOLOOOOOon 26 Feb 2009 at 9:04 am

    LOLS!!!

  12. Zoopamanon 26 Feb 2009 at 10:16 am

    You want a REALLY creepy Ronald? Here:
    http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/2448/bigronaldcz5.jpg

  13. Rooon 26 Feb 2009 at 11:10 am

    Hey man, great post!

    Reminds me of an oooold Parking Lot Is Full comic:

    http://plif.courageunfettered.com/archive/wc124.gif

    You could add that right to the list.

    Thanks.

  14. penetrarthuron 26 Feb 2009 at 12:43 pm

    nice, this mcdonalds character srsly is overused, needed to be made fun of

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  16. pantoffskion 26 Feb 2009 at 1:50 pm

    This also make me laugh
    http://dailycostume.com/archive/wordshaveescapedme/

  17. seoon 26 Feb 2009 at 1:56 pm

    I don’t know… That girl looked quite hot.

  18. Kiwi 2.0on 26 Feb 2009 at 2:28 pm

    This is funny! I think I’ve seen pimp Ronald hanging around my local McDonald’s…

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  20. okion 26 Feb 2009 at 4:35 pm

    The problem with cosplay Ronald is that those shorts are kind of hot. *SOBS*

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  24. Khateon 27 Feb 2009 at 9:51 pm

    Some of them are so funny. lol

  25. ioon 28 Feb 2009 at 12:57 am

    Gosh! that Riuk/Ronald is creepy…

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  27. Tonyon 01 Mar 2009 at 11:53 pm

    Jeeze those are scary. Regular clowns are bad enough, but Ronald freaks me out…

  28. Stanon 02 Mar 2009 at 3:37 pm

    The funny thing is that all those images are followed by a targeted ad, whose dominant colors are yellow and red, reading “Get a MacBook.”

  29. yamahaon 02 Mar 2009 at 10:44 pm

    this is really funny.thanks for sharing this!

  30. Apesajeon 03 Mar 2009 at 2:44 am

    LOL. Sides of Ronald kids will never know of. The cosplay is nice.

  31. sazyantrion 03 Mar 2009 at 4:36 am

    Last pic of ronald, it scares me..

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  34. tommyon 05 Mar 2009 at 10:20 pm

    Clowns, scary… real real scary!

  35. THORon 06 Mar 2009 at 11:16 pm

    I only count 18 Ronalds. Am I missing something?

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  37. wapon 10 Mar 2009 at 2:28 am

    it really really damn suck the fucking mcdonald stuff really dissapoint fucking children,,

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  40. kasaraon 18 Mar 2009 at 5:08 am

    That get in the car one was hilarious. Thanks!

  41. Ten Things - 3/1/09on 07 Apr 2009 at 11:55 pm

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    [...] Things that scare me By pbgoblue I have never really loved clowns (maybe because of the movie IT, or maybe because the only cool thing they can do is create balloon animals). But the fact is that most times they come across as scary looking, rather than funny looking. And who is the kingpin of all these scary clowns (No, not Insane Clown Posse) Ronald McDonald.  And today I stumbled upon a list of 20 Terrifying Ronald McDonald pictures that I just need to share with all of you: Unreality – The 20 Most Terrifying Pictures of Ronald McDonald Ever  [...]

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  46. all politics asideon 19 May 2009 at 10:09 pm

    all pictures of ronald mcdonald are terrifying

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  48. rhhardinon 05 Jul 2009 at 4:00 pm

    He’s holding the scythe upside-down.

    The bend between blade and handle (snath) lets the blade lie flat on the ground when the handle is held.

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  50. Sigivaldon 06 Jul 2009 at 4:20 pm

    That Clown isn’t “taking a stand for labor rights”.

    It’s spewing paranoid, anti-scientific blather about “genetically engineered soy” being fed to chickens – and that somehow being bad, because big science words like “genetic” scare him.

  51. zackon 26 Jul 2009 at 8:15 am

    i am scared and i am zack

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  54. dejhaye mcgrewon 20 Aug 2009 at 6:43 pm

    i hate you

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  56. DJKon 02 Dec 2009 at 9:11 pm

    gay

  57. hion 19 Feb 2010 at 2:53 pm

    ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ronald is stalking meeee!!! I saw him at the movies, he followed me around and spilled my popcorn! he was holding a set of knives at the cooking section in wal mart, and i saw him strangling a platypus on my vacation to Australia!! i also saw him with my girlfriendi n mcdonalds :( Then when I was in a dark alley, he was trying on yellow striped girdles!!

  58. Sarahon 27 Feb 2010 at 7:25 am

    Gee, I feel that I would never want to eat McD anymore thanks to these gruesome images.

  59. tigeron 14 Mar 2010 at 9:55 am

    ni ne wai sa

  60. royon 01 Apr 2010 at 11:23 pm

    well he kinda creeps me out like where the hell did he cum fromm?? like really who is the dude behind all the makeup?

  61. mehijAHon 12 Apr 2010 at 2:15 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAH

  62. rebeccaon 01 Aug 2010 at 5:43 pm

    i love the one when the girl is kissing rolnild

  63. raizenon 06 Mar 2011 at 12:54 am

    hahahah i like when mc donalds kill his friend!

  64. raizenon 06 Mar 2011 at 12:56 am

    hahha lol mc donald become prostitute! hahahah lol he had a big ____

  65. victoron 26 Feb 2012 at 4:57 pm

    gee the one with the picture of ronold as a mom gave me nightmars for a month…

  66. victoron 26 Feb 2012 at 5:09 pm

    man ronold is awesome because he killed his friends.hahaha!!I can’t stop lapha ha ha…how will he kill seseme steet.but it gay

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