Feb 24 2009
Presenting “Spinning Into Butter,” the Movie Poster Least Likely to be Hung in Anyone’s Room Ever

I mean, what more could you ask for? A classic title chronicling the processes of butter making, a creepy guy who I’m pretty sure is a space alien and 3/5s of the image taken up by Sarah Jessica Parker’s totally-not-airbrushed face? It’s like if Jesus and Gandi teamed up to design a movie poster!
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So I read about this play/movie for a few minutes, and I cannot figure out why it has this particular title. It’s a story about racism in a New York college. What does butter have to do with it? It’s very confusing.