Feb 18 2009
Here is the trailer for the upcoming documentary for The People Vs. George Lucas. I’m pretty sure you can guess what the subject of this documentary will be. Sure, Lucas raped your childhood and created Jar Jar Binks, but really, these are mere misdemeanors compared to the felonious Howard the Duck. So you have beef with the fact that Greedo didn’t really shoot first? Fine, but I don’t want to hear it. I’m still recovering from seeing the topless female duck in the beginning of Howard the Duck and trying my best to mesh with “normal” society. One count of bestiality and I’m treated like a terrorist.
Oh, and if I’m George Lucas, seeing something like this doesn’t depress or humble me. It would only feed the monster in my bowels known as spite, and you best believe there’d be a new edition of Star Wars where Chewie sports an erection. I imagine it’d be shiny and pink or red, like a dog’s. We could CGI the sh*t out of that bad boy.
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