Feb 14 2009

And the Award for Least Terrifying Horror Movie Poster Ever Goes To…

Published by Paul Tassi at 1:55 pm under Movies, Posters

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…Boy Vomiting Plastic Bag Poster for The Haunting in Connecticut, which incidentally was also a finalist for “Least Terrifying Horror Movie Title.” Is this movie planning on being an actual theatrical release, or is it just planning on premiering on SciFi at 11PM on a Saturday?

Nope, in theaters March 27th starring Virginia Madsen and absolutely no one else you’ve ever heard of. At least it’s not “based on a true story” or even better “inspired by true events.” I’m pretty sure a boy has never vomited a haunted plastic bag in real life before.

Update: It is a based on true events, which I would have discovered had I read the top of the poster… Whoops. See the comments for what these “true events” are.

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7 Responses to “And the Award for Least Terrifying Horror Movie Poster Ever Goes To…”

  1. chelseaon 14 Feb 2009 at 4:08 pm

    you’ve never heard of Elias Koteas…. then why are you even saying anything about movies?

  2. Collecting Movie Memorabiliaon 14 Feb 2009 at 8:51 pm

    […] And the Award for Least Terrifying Horror Movie Poster … Boy Vomiting Plastic Bag Poster for The Haunting in Connecticut, which incidentally was also a finalist for “Least Terrifying Horror Movie Title.” Is this movie planning on be… […]

  3. Chuckon 15 Feb 2009 at 12:21 am

    The Discovery Channel series of ghost shows called ” A Haunting” did a story about this. Its on every afternoon during the weekdays and this Connecticut storys runs pratically every other week. Its a true story with the same title about a teenager with cancer whos folks moved into an old funeral home to be near the cancer hospital. His parents put him in his brothers in the basement/morgue and theyd see blackshadows which the parents ofcourse think the kids of nuts till the teen with cancer has a breakdown.

  4. Sub-Zeroon 15 Feb 2009 at 12:29 am

    So it is a true story. And by true story you mean someone saw shadows in a basement one time. And this somehow equals kid vomiting bag.

  5. Chuckon 15 Feb 2009 at 2:01 am

    who knows if hes vomiting a hefty, its the 2009 version of pea soup. As far as “true” thats what they say so lets all play along. http://community.discovery.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/4971983318/m/8001950618. It’ll be interesting to see if they 2007 Amittyville Horror it and bastardize it.

    The kid seen the shadows all the time, weak as a cat from chemo so he couldnt bolt out with his iv pole. Its pretty intense for a tv movie.

  6. Fran-Seenon 20 Feb 2009 at 2:01 pm

    I believe in this kind of stuff - I know it’s hard to imagine and they are just trying to get people interested with the “true story” and what the eff is in that kids mouth strategies… but I don’t know - i think its worth a chance.

  7. Zon 19 Mar 2009 at 5:55 pm

    hehe, I’m from the town the events take place in.

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