Feb 10 2009

Crank 2 Poster Really Should Not be a Surprise

Published by Paul Tassi at 2:00 pm under Movies, Posters

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You know, I don’t really mind Crank. Why? Because it knows exactly what it is, and isn’t trying to be anything else. And it’s about a guy, who does crazy sh*t nonstop. Sure you probably can’t fall out of a plane and not die. Sure you probably can’t have sex on the sidewalk and have people cheer you on. And sure you probably can’t attach jumper cables to your tongue and not cook yourself alive. But it’s Crank. So it’s fine.

He was dead. But he got better. That about sums it up.

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One Response to “Crank 2 Poster Really Should Not be a Surprise”

  1. TRadinaon 10 Feb 2009 at 2:52 pm

    Holy shit I didn’t realize how bad this move really was.

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