(insert your favorite Joker quote here) 

Oh God. How many dumbasses are going to buy these things and go out and commit crimes because they think they look awesome? Enough so where it’s going to stir up some old “media violence corrupts absolutely” BS that should have died with The Basketball Diaries.

That being said, these do look totally awesome and I would be getting one if I was twelve. Or a bank robber.

Buy now! You know they’ll be sold out in two hours.