Aintitcoolnews posted pics of five new G.I Joe posters, and I have to say, I’m totally underwhelmed.  Would a G.I. Joe movie be cool?  Of course.  But what if that G.I. Joe movie was rated PG-13 and all the characters were dressed in black instead of their original, unique costumes that help add to their personalities?  I think we’ll know the answer to that once this heaping, steaming, fly-surrounded mound of feces stinks up our movie theaters.  Until then, enjoy these new posters that for some reason cut out the characters’ eyes.  I could understand if they were masturbating or doing something shameful, but they’re simply just…standing there.  Maybe being in the new G.I. Joe movie is shameful enough?  Oh, who am I to talk?  I accepted forty bucks to do a scene in White Men Can’t Hump. (Just kidding, Dad!  Send money!)