Jan 21 2009

‘Chocolate’ Trailer Features a Girl Who Could Beat Me Up SOOOO Badly

Published by Madison at 11:30 am under Movies,Trailers

Do you like fighting movies?  How about hot autistic Asian chicks?  If you’re like me and answered “yes” to both of those questions, then you’ll love the trailer for Chocolate, a movie about an autistic girl who learns how to fight and…OK, seriously, I can’t even type right now because I’m so turned on.  Tough girls turn me on something fierce, and this chick is like a female Tony Jaa, just with no stupid elephants.  This movie comes out on Valentine’s Day; enjoy while I go feed the ducks.



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