Jan 14 2009

I’ve Never Heard of “Outlander,” But I Sure as Hell Want the Poster

Published by at 12:00 pm under Movies

outlander

This is a movie about Jim Cavaziel crashing on Earth in a spaceship. But Earth is run by Vikings. And Jim brings the Cloverfield monster with him. And he uses Viking weaponry and future technology to kill it. What. The. ****.

I’ve no idea where this movie came from or how I’ve never heard of it until today, which is ten days from it’s release in theaters, but it sounds like the kind of thing that turns into a cult classic on DVD. Or just goes into a bin somewhere and whenever anyone looks at it they say, “when the hell did that come out?”

Why do movies about Vikings always suck (*cough* Pathfinder). Someone get Ridley Scott up in here to make a good Viking movie.

Trailer after the jump:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewBIp8uv58I





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  • Grace

    I don’t know why, but something in my head replaced every instance of Jim’s name with “Jesus”, and it just made the first paragraph so much more hilarious.

    PS. To all Christians, I am soo sorry about the blasphemy I probably just committed

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