Jan 10 2009
Queen of the Iron Fist Tournament: Elite Eight - Eastern Conference
(View the tournament standings and all the previous fights here).
Last weeks two Elite Eight matchups were tough, but I think that these two today are even tougher. We’re truly in an all-legend level now, and it’s a shame to send anyone home. We’ve got two Soul Calibur alums, a Dead or Alive poster girl and one Tekken babe. Ready….OK!
Fight 1: Tina Armstrong (Dead or Alive) vs. Taki (Soul Calibur)
Ah man. I first saw that picture of Tina in the white bikini probably a decade ago in GamePro. She was striking then, and she’s striking now. Conversely Taki started out as nothing more than a few pixelated hunks in Soul Blade, but has gradually grown up into the spandex-wearing super ninja we all know and love today. I’m sorry to say it, but as much of an icon as Tina was, I think that Taki is new hotness. She’s finally come into her own and bounced her way straight into my heart.
Winner: Taki
Fight 2: Nina Williams (Tekken) vs. Ivy (Soul Calibur)
Ah man, another tough one. Nina is the girl that first jumps to mind when thinking of a game dominated by dudes. Her sister was tragically eliminated in an earlier round, but Tina has surpassed a plethora of mediocre blondes to get here. Ivy has busted through (pun intended) every competitor to date, and Nina should be just another bump in the road on her way to total victory.
I’m sorry to say I have to call the upset here. Ivy can no longer skate through just on boobage and thongage alone. Comparing the two in every aspect I believe that Nina is just fundamentally hotter. I’m sorry if you disagree, but Ivy is going home.
Winner: Tina
Well that’s as about as tense as a tournament involving hot cartoon fighting chicks can get. Next we we’ll have the entire Final Four which you won’t want to miss.
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I agree with all the hype on Taki, she is one of the most uniquely hot virtual bitches but I cant get it through my head how the hell Ivy wouldnt beat Nina?
In the minds of most if not for everyone else it would come down to Taki facing no other than Ivy - with Taki taking a fair second place. For the point is; Taki is hot but Ivy is the shit, its been that way for ages that people have played these games.