As someone who knows that some time from now a new system will come out and replace the Xbox 360, I probably wouldn’t go building an entire room of my house dedicated to it. But that didn’t stop this guy, who if you’ll watch the video has a voice and persona somewhere between the Silence of the Lambs guy (“It puts the lotion in the basket”) and Gollum (“Preciousss!”). Seriously, it was only a video, but I swear I thought I was about to be chloroformed and wake up to see him naked wearing only a Master Chief helmet.

Anyways, the room itself is decent enough I guess. It’s got green paint everywhere, some Xbox logos and dimming alternate green lighting for as he puts it “a little Xbox ambiance.” If your plan to seduce a girl is to take her back to your Xbox room, chances are you’ll need a little more than “ambiance” to seal the deal. Namely chloroform.