Jan 02 2009
The Laughably Bad Dark Path Chronicles - Part 5

We’re up to the fifth episode of the Dark Path Chronicles, and I still have no idea what to expect (Part 4 was so bad we didn’t even add it). In fact, I have very little idea of what’s going on. It turns out the writer and director of these episodes is Mary Lambert, who directed the film version of Pet Semetary. I like Pet Semetary - what the hell happened to Mary? Part 5 after the jump:
First off, I can’t even begin to understand why this music plays throughout every episode. It’s simply unbearable. The priest is the most intense guy ever, which I find a little disturbing considering he’s a man of the cloth, and the girl with blood coming out of her nose and eyes is such a terrible actress that I think she may actually have filmed her scenes after a day-long coke binge. Which is what I’m going to need to do if we’re gonna continue with these episodes.
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